Category: Believe
Revelation 5:11-14 – Angelic Flash Mob Breaks Guinness World Record
Angelic Choirs and Cosmic Creatures. Thousands upon thousands of angels gather for an impromptu praise session, leaving celestial statisticians baffled….
Acts 9:1-6 – The Shocking Road Trip That Changed History
Saul’s Excellent Adventure: Damascus or Bust! From the Local News Desk, the local zealot packs bags for religious road trips…
Revelation 1:4-8 The Ultimate Comeback Kid!
This is not a text from your crazy uncle, it’s divine intervention! Buckle up! God’s got a message, and trust us,…
John 20:1-23 – Sometimes, You Just Have to Roll Away the Stone!
How Did Mary Beat Everyone to the Punch? From Grief to Greatness: Mary Finds Hope Where No One Expected! Section…
Psalm 118:19-29 Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Snark
This is the Day the Lord Has Made, So Why Are You Still in Your Pajamas? Alert: Time to seize the…
Philippians 3:4-14 – Confident and Unbothered!
If you think you’re impressive, just wait until you see what I have to offer! The Power of Resilience and…
Luke 13:1-9 Maybe Next Year Isn’t Always a Great Plan
The Gospel According to Gardening: Fertilizer Fixes Everything. If Your Spiritual Life Were a Plant, Would It Be Thriving or Just……
Isaiah 55:1-9 Come, All You Thirsty, Get Your Free Drinks Here!
God’s throwing a party where the wine and milk are on the house—literally, no wallet required! Section 1. Welcome and…
Philippians 3:17-4:1 Are Some People’s Stomachs Their god?
You Won’t Believe This… that’s not even the worst part of their résumé! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey there,…
Genesis 15:1-12 – When God’s Promises Come With a Side of Dread?
Sure, you’re getting a ton of descendants, but first, a quick power nap. It’s all part of the package. God’s…
Luke 4:1-13 – A Weird Cooking Show Challenge?
Turn This Stone Into Bread! A Nightmare Contestant on The Great British Bake Off or a missed opportunity for the…
Romans 10:8-13 – The Only Promise That Works Better Than Those Shampoo Commercials?
Declare Jesus Is Lord: The Ancient Two-Factor Authentication That Never Requires a Text Message Code! The Universe’s Most Reliable Customer…
Deuteronomy 26:1-11 – From Nomads to Landlords: The Original Real Estate Glow-Up?
They Were Slaves, Then They Were Farmers, Now They’re Giving God a Fruit Basket. It’s a Wild Ride. The Ultimate…
Luke 9:28-43 – The Doorman Didn’t See Moses and Elijah Crash the Party!
Disciples Caught Napping While History’s VIPs Chat with Jesus. Moses and Elijah pop in for a chat—because who needs Zoom…
Luke 6:17-26 – Wish Your Health Insurance Had A ‘Miracle’ Plan?
Jesus Hosts the Original Healing Festival—No Tickets Required! Well, back in the day, Jesus skipped the paperwork and went straight…
1 Corinthians 15:12-20 – Wait, So We’re Just… Not Doing Resurrections Anymore?
Paul’s Shock as the Corinthians Try to Cancel the Afterlife! Look, Corinthians, you can’t just decide the resurrection didn’t happen. That’s…
Jeremiah 17:5-10 What Insights Can Make You Smile?
Trust Issues: When Leaning on Humans Goes Hilariously Wrong. Turns out, putting all your trust in humans instead of God…
1 Corinthians 15:1-11 – Paul’s Tagline: “Powered by Grace & Caffeine!”
Jesus Pulled Off the Ultimate Comeback. Resurrection The Movie. Sorry, Marvel. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Welcome to Worship! Good…
