This Weeks Lectionary Sermons
John 21:1-19 – The Breakfast Club: Disciple Edition
You thought the Breakfast Club had it tough? Wait until you see these guys trying to figure out who’s in…
Revelation 5:11-14 – Angelic Flash Mob Breaks Guinness World Record
Angelic Choirs and Cosmic Creatures. Thousands upon thousands of angels gather for an impromptu praise session, leaving celestial statisticians baffled….
Acts 9:1-6 – The Shocking Road Trip That Changed History
Saul’s Excellent Adventure: Damascus or Bust! From the Local News Desk, the local zealot packs bags for religious road trips…
Matthew 28:16-20 Gathering of Disciples? – The Original Zoom Call
Opening Ideas: Before there was video conferencing, there were in-person meetings that involved snacks and questionable seating arrangements! Jesus: The…
John 20:19-31 Show and Tell: The Original!
After the Big Resurrection, Jesus Shows Up to Tell the Disciples: ‘No Worries, It’s Just Me!’ The Gospel According to……
Revelation 1:4-8 The Ultimate Comeback Kid!
This is not a text from your crazy uncle, it’s divine intervention! Buckle up! God’s got a message, and trust us,…
Acts 5:27-32 Oh Snap! The Ultimate Comeback!
Why Were the Apostles in Trouble? Because they were doing their job… and, boy, did that ruffle some feathers! Section…
John 20:1-23 – Sometimes, You Just Have to Roll Away the Stone!
How Did Mary Beat Everyone to the Punch? From Grief to Greatness: Mary Finds Hope Where No One Expected! Section…
Holy Week Devotional: “A Fragrant Offering of Love”
Holy Week Devotional: “A Fragrant Offering of Love” Introduction to the Events of the Scripture Have you ever witnessed a…
Luke 19:28-40 Jesus Rides A Donkey … Again?
Surprising complex logistics of donkey-based transportation in the ancient world. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly just donkeys. Section 1. Welcome and…
Psalm 118:19-29 Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Snark
This is the Day the Lord Has Made, So Why Are You Still in Your Pajamas? Alert: Time to seize the…
John 12:1-8 Can you ‘whip it up’ like Martha?
Martha’s Menu Madness. When Martha cooks, it’s not just a meal; it’s a Michelin-star review incentive! Section 1. Welcome and…
Philippians 3:4-14 – Confident and Unbothered!
If you think you’re impressive, just wait until you see what I have to offer! The Power of Resilience and…
Isaiah 43:16-21From Red Sea Traffic Jam to Desert Detour!
Chased by Pharaoh’s army? More like Pharaoh’s “Oops, I forgot my floaties” moment. Talk about a soggy defeat! Alright, friends,…
Luke 15:11-12 The Brother Who Invented ‘That’s Not Fair!
Breaking News: Son Proves That Yes, You Can Spend It All on Absolutely Nothing. Young Man Gets Advance on Family…
2 Corinthians 5:16-21 Turns Out, Your Ex’s Instagram Is Not The Gospel Truth!
Stop Judging People By Their Shoe Choice! (Unless They’re Crocs, Then It’s Fair Game). From Now On, We Regard No…
Joshua 5:9-12 Disgrace? More Like Dis-Graceful Party Time!
Gone faster than a politician’s promises after election day. Gilgal’s rolling out the welcome mat—new name, new vibe, no baggage….
Luke 13:1-9 Maybe Next Year Isn’t Always a Great Plan
The Gospel According to Gardening: Fertilizer Fixes Everything. If Your Spiritual Life Were a Plant, Would It Be Thriving or Just……
