This Weeks Lectionary Sermons
Luke 13:1-9 Maybe Next Year Isn’t Always a Great Plan
The Gospel According to Gardening: Fertilizer Fixes Everything. If Your Spiritual Life Were a Plant, Would It Be Thriving or Just……
1 Corinthians 10:1-13 The Original Cloud Storage
Do you think Dropbox is impressive? Try following a literal cloud that fed, led, and protected people. The Israelites had…
Isaiah 55:1-9 Come, All You Thirsty, Get Your Free Drinks Here!
No, It’s Not a Timeshare Pitch—God’s Actually Got the Goods. God’s throwing a party where the wine and milk are…
Luke 13:31-35 – Like a Mother Hen, But Less Clucky?
But Less Clucky and More Heartbroken, Jesus compares himself to a hen wanting to protect her chicks. It’s touching, poetic,…
Philippians 3:17-4:1 Are Some People’s Stomachs Their god?
You Won’t Believe This… that’s not even the worst part of their résumé! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey there,…
Genesis 15:1-12 – When God’s Promises Come With a Side of Dread?
Sure, you’re getting a ton of descendants, but first, a quick power nap. It’s all part of the package. God’s…
Luke 4:1-13 – A Weird Cooking Show Challenge?
Turn This Stone Into Bread! A Nightmare Contestant on The Great British Bake Off or a missed opportunity for the…
Romans 10:8-13 – The Only Promise That Works Better Than Those Shampoo Commercials?
Declare Jesus Is Lord: The Ancient Two-Factor Authentication That Never Requires a Text Message Code! The Universe’s Most Reliable Customer…
Deuteronomy 26:1-11 – From Nomads to Landlords: The Original Real Estate Glow-Up?
They Were Slaves, Then They Were Farmers, Now They’re Giving God a Fruit Basket. It’s a Wild Ride. The Ultimate…
Luke 9:28-43 – The Doorman Didn’t See Moses and Elijah Crash the Party!
Disciples Caught Napping While History’s VIPs Chat with Jesus. Moses and Elijah pop in for a chat—because who needs Zoom…
2 Corinthians 3:12-4:2 – The Gospel’s Anti-Sales Pitch?
Plain Talk, No Tricks. Paul Ditches the Fine Print for a Truth That Slaps. No Sleazy Salesman Here: Forget twisting…
Exodus 34:29-35 – Israelite’s Panic: “He’s Glowing, We’re Going!”
Local Man Returns from Chat with God, Now Too Shiny to Handle. Is it holy moisturizer? A heavenly LED mask?…
Luke 6:27-38 – Wait… Love My WHAT Now?
Because nothing says “counter-intuitive” like being nice to the people who make your life miserable. Shocking Revelation: Treating people decently…
1 Corinthians 15:35-38 – What Does a Celestial Dad Body Look Like?
Picture this: You’re planting a seed, expecting an apple tree, but instead, you get an entirely different body. That’s Paul’s…
Genesis 45:3-15 – Reunions, Plot Twists, and One Epic Sibling Guilt Trip?
Joseph’s brothers: “Wait… you’re ALIVE? And you’re not mad?” Joseph: “Oh, I’m mad… with joy! And also, slightly smug.” Section…
Luke 6:17-26 – Wish Your Health Insurance Had A ‘Miracle’ Plan?
Jesus Hosts the Original Healing Festival—No Tickets Required! Well, back in the day, Jesus skipped the paperwork and went straight…
1 Corinthians 15:12-20 – Wait, So We’re Just… Not Doing Resurrections Anymore?
Paul’s Shock as the Corinthians Try to Cancel the Afterlife! Look, Corinthians, you can’t just decide the resurrection didn’t happen. That’s…
Jeremiah 17:5-10 What Insights Can Make You Smile?
Trust Issues: When Leaning on Humans Goes Hilariously Wrong. Turns out, putting all your trust in humans instead of God…
