Luke 15:1-10 Sheepish Behavior: One Sheep’s Rebellion!
Lost Sheep and the Comedy of Herd Control. When one goes rogue, a shepherd proves that love outweighs frustration… with…
1 Timothy 1:12-17 Who Has Given Me Strength?
From Zero to Apostle: The Redemption Story Hollywood’s Too Afraid to Touch. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey everyone, welcome!…
Exodus 32:7-14 Breaking News: Ancient Tourists Gone Wild!
God’s all like, “I leave for five minutes to get some commandments carved, and BAM! Golden calf worship! Seriously, guys?”…
Luke 14:25-33 Family Feud: Jesus Edition
Where Loving Him More Than Your Family is the Only Way to Win! It’s a Cross-Fit: The Workout Plan That’ll…
Philemon 1:1-21 I’m Not Bossy, But…” Apostle
Move over, passive-aggressive Post-it notes! Paul’s mastered the art of the holy guilt trip. It’s like saying, “I could tell…
Jeremiah 18:1-11 Jeremiah gets a field trip to Pottery Barn
The Potter’s House: Where Clay Gets Wasted. Pottery, Plans, and a Whole Lotta Clay. God’s Pottery Throwdown: Turns Out, We’re…
Luke 14:7-14 Social Advice: Sit Lower To Climb Higher!
When you’re invited to the Party, don’t sit at the Head of the Table and make room for everyone. Choosing…
Hebrews 13:1-16 Every Angel Needs A Plus One!
A Heavenly Mandate! It takes a compassionate heart. Good Deeds and Generosity: Your Heavenly Subscription. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Welcome…
Jeremiah 2:4-13 Your Forefathers Weren’t Just Bad Wedding Dancers
Ancestry.com Just Got Biblical! Turns out, your forefathers weren’t just bad dancers at weddings; they were also ignoring divine advice….
Luke 13:10-17 – The Sabbath Showdown: Healing vs. Hypocrisy
Jesus Heals a Crippled Woman on the Sabbath. Jesus heals a bent-over woman, the synagogue leader has a meltdown, and…
Hebrews 12:18-29 – Holy Mountain Hijinks
When God’s Party is Too Hot to Handle. Mount Sinai: The Original ‘No Touching’ Zone. A Heavenly Jerusalem: Where the…
Jeremiah 1:4-10 – When God Hands You a Mouth Upgrade!
God promises to put words in Jeremiah’s mouth. That’s both empowering and terrifying—like getting autocorrect from heaven, except you can’t…
Luke 12:49-56 Firestarter Alert – Setting the World Ablaze!
The Son of Man: On a Mission. Divisions in the Family Could Be More Explosive than Expected. Remarkable Weather Predictions…
Hebrews 11:29-12:2 Red Sea Pedestrians
How Moses Turned Spring Break into a Miracle. Ancient Israelites discovered one weird trick to cross bodies of water –…
Jeremiah 23:23-29 Jeremiah’s Divine Roast Session
When God Gets Sassy. “Prophetic Dreamers or Snoozy Schemers? You Decide!” God Calls Out Fake Prophets: ‘I Had a Dream’…
Luke 12:32-40 – Do What? With My Bag Collection?
Sell Everything? The Definitive Guide To Heavenly Investments: Gucci Bags or Pearly Gates? Heavenly stock options are the trend! Find…
Hebrews 11:8-16 – Abraham’s Excellent Adventure!
Man Follows God’s GPS, Ends Up in Random Field. God’s Extreme Home Makeover: Celestial City Edition – You Won’t Believe…
Genesis 15:1-6 Fear Not, Abram! Free Sermon
God’s got your back… and your front… and probably your weird uncle, too. Promises bigger than your HBO bill! Section…
