Luke 12:13-21- Family Feud, Biblical Edition!
This is a Free Sermon: Jesus talks about Greed, That Pesky Little Sin: Why There’s Always Room for Dessert, But…
Colossians 3:1-11 The Ultimate Makeover
Spiritual Spring Cleaning: Tossing Out Your Inner Hoarder of Bad Habits. Shedding Your Old Self Like Last Season’s Fashion Disaster….
Hosea 11:1-11 The Lion King, But With More Prophets
Israel Roars Back (Like a Slightly Mangy Lion). Get ready for a comeback story of biblical proportions! Spoiler: There’s no…
Luke 11:1-13 – The Lord’s Prayer: A Spiritual Cheat Sheet!
“Our Father in heaven” – Because the Phrase “Yo, Big Guy Upstairs” Lacked a Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi. Knock…
Colossians 2:6-19 – The Ultimate Spiritual Superfood!
Forget kale smoothies, folks! Paul’s got the real secret to spiritual health, and it doesn’t involve any overpriced juicers! Christ’s…
Genesis 18:20-32 – Abraham’s Bargaining Skills
Lowering the Bar, One Righteous Person at a Time! Abraham, the OG Dealmaker! Forget Black Friday; this is about saving…
Luke 10:38-42 Mary vs Martha: Original Sibling Showdown
When Hosting Jesus Turns into a Stress Test. Martha’s making soufflés. Mary’s soaking in the Sermon. And Jesus? He picks a…
Colossians 1:15-28 The Cosmic CEO: Jesus Christ’s Startup
The Absolutely Bonkers Truth About Jesus Christ’s Startup That Created Everything.” Move over, Elon Musk! There’s a new innovator in…
Genesis 18: 1-10 Abraham’s Unexpected Guests
Surprise! It’s the Almighty Pop-Up! Abraham Just Wanted a Nap, Gets a Visit from the Divine Home Inspection Crew. Spoiler:…
Luke 10:25–37 The Roadside Rescue Jesus Was Totally Right About!
A Legal Question, A Bandit Beating, and the World’s Most Unexpected Uber Driver. It wasn’t the priest. Classic side-eye and keep-walking…
Colossians 1:1-14 – The First-Century Version of “Hey, How’s It Going?”
Faith, Love, and Hope: The OG Trifecta of Christian Vibes. Paul’s basically saying, ‘You guys are killing it with the…
Deuteronomy 30:9-14: Get a divine life coach better than Tony Robbins.
The Bible’s Guide to Success, Happiness, and Not Overcomplicating Things. Moses drops the mic: God’s word isn’t hidden on Mars,…
John 16:12-15 Glorifying Jesus: The Ultimate Wingman!
The Holy Spirit’s main gig? Making Jesus look good. It’s like having the best publicist in the universe. Jesus deserves…
Romans 5:1-5 Suffering: Is The Worst Reality Show!
But… a Surprisingly Good Ending! You know those shows where people eat bugs and sleep in the jungle? Suffering’s kind…
Proverbs 8: Wisdom Claims to be Older Than Keith Richards!
Wisdom’s Birth Certificate Raises Eyebrows. Rock legend demands carbon dating, insists he “invented the wheel, actually” Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 2:1-21 – Peter’s First Sermon Starts With “Who’s Hammered?”
It’s Pentecost, Baby! Bold move by the Holy Spirit. Literally. Tongues of fire, what? Everyone starts speaking languages. God launches a…
Romans 8:14-17 The Spirit Bears Witness… To My Diet Choices?
I know I shouldn’t have had that third donut, but the Spirit’s conviction is just making me want a fourth….
John 14:8-17 – Where’s God’s Customer Service Rep?
Jesus promises to send the Holy Spirit. It’s like God’s version of “Have you tried turning it off and on…
