This Weeks Lectionary Sermons
John 13:31-35 – New Commandment? The Actual Hard Part? Remembering It.
Jesus Says Love One Another—Because Who Doesn’t Need a Little Extra Compassion? And if you’re running low, don’t worry, it’s…
Revelation 21:1-6 – God’s New Creation Workshop
Extreme Makeover: Cosmos Edition. God’s plan to flip the entire universe will leave you speechless! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 11:1-18 – Extreme Home Makeover: Gentile Edition?
Three Mysterious Strangers Lead Apostle on Unexpected Journey – No Golden Tickets Required! The Great Baptismal Splash, “When in Doubt, Dunk…
John 10:22-30 – Jesus’ Big Reveal Party!
What happens when Jesus strolls through the temple courts? Will Jesus spill the divine beans? Stay tuned! Spoiler Alert: The Shepherd…
Revelation 7:9-17 Kleenex Stock Drops – Heaven Tear-Free Policy
The Great Wipeout of Tears. Finally, a place where crying is so last season. Tears? More like cheers! Section 1….
Acts 9:36-43 Dorcas Down: The Original ‘Rise and Shine’ Challenge
Peter’s Unexpected House Call: When ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Isn’t Enough. Peter’s one-liner brings a woman back from the dead. Joppa…
John 21:1-19 – The Breakfast Club: Disciple Edition
You thought the Breakfast Club had it tough? Wait until you see these guys trying to figure out who’s in…
Revelation 5:11-14 – Angelic Flash Mob Breaks Guinness World Record
Angelic Choirs and Cosmic Creatures. Thousands upon thousands of angels gather for an impromptu praise session, leaving celestial statisticians baffled….
Acts 9:1-6 – The Shocking Road Trip That Changed History
Saul’s Excellent Adventure: Damascus or Bust! From the Local News Desk, the local zealot packs bags for religious road trips…
Matthew 28:16-20 Gathering of Disciples? – The Original Zoom Call
Opening Ideas: Before there was video conferencing, there were in-person meetings that involved snacks and questionable seating arrangements! Jesus: The…
John 20:19-31 Show and Tell: The Original!
After the Big Resurrection, Jesus Shows Up to Tell the Disciples: ‘No Worries, It’s Just Me!’ The Gospel According to……
Revelation 1:4-8 The Ultimate Comeback Kid!
This is not a text from your crazy uncle, it’s divine intervention! Buckle up! God’s got a message, and trust us,…
Acts 5:27-32 Oh Snap! The Ultimate Comeback!
Why Were the Apostles in Trouble? Because they were doing their job… and, boy, did that ruffle some feathers! Section…
John 20:1-23 – Sometimes, You Just Have to Roll Away the Stone!
How Did Mary Beat Everyone to the Punch? From Grief to Greatness: Mary Finds Hope Where No One Expected! Section…
Holy Week Devotional: “A Fragrant Offering of Love”
Holy Week Devotional: “A Fragrant Offering of Love” Introduction to the Events of the Scripture Have you ever witnessed a…
Luke 19:28-40 Jesus Rides A Donkey … Again?
Surprising complex logistics of donkey-based transportation in the ancient world. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly just donkeys. Section 1. Welcome and…
Psalm 118:19-29 Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Snark
This is the Day the Lord Has Made, So Why Are You Still in Your Pajamas? Alert: Time to seize the…
John 12:1-8 Can you ‘whip it up’ like Martha?
Martha’s Menu Madness. When Martha cooks, it’s not just a meal; it’s a Michelin-star review incentive! Section 1. Welcome and…
