This Weeks Lectionary Sermons
John 12:1-8 Can you ‘whip it up’ like Martha?
Martha’s Menu Madness. When Martha cooks, it’s not just a meal; it’s a Michelin-star review incentive! Section 1. Welcome and…
Philippians 3:4-14 – Confident and Unbothered!
If you think you’re impressive, just wait until you see what I have to offer! The Power of Resilience and…
Isaiah 43:16-21From Red Sea Traffic Jam to Desert Detour!
Chased by Pharaoh’s army? More like Pharaoh’s “Oops, I forgot my floaties” moment. Talk about a soggy defeat! Alright, friends,…
Luke 15:11-12 The Brother Who Invented ‘That’s Not Fair!
Breaking News: Son Proves That Yes, You Can Spend It All on Absolutely Nothing. Young Man Gets Advance on Family…
2 Corinthians 5:16-21 Turns Out, Your Ex’s Instagram Is Not The Gospel Truth!
Stop Judging People By Their Shoe Choice! (Unless They’re Crocs, Then It’s Fair Game). From Now On, We Regard No…
Joshua 5:9-12 Disgrace? More Like Dis-Graceful Party Time!
Gone faster than a politician’s promises after election day. Gilgal’s rolling out the welcome mat—new name, new vibe, no baggage….
Luke 13:1-9 Maybe Next Year Isn’t Always a Great Plan
The Gospel According to Gardening: Fertilizer Fixes Everything. If Your Spiritual Life Were a Plant, Would It Be Thriving or Just……
1 Corinthians 10:1-13 The Original Cloud Storage
Do you think Dropbox is impressive? Try following a literal cloud that fed, led, and protected people. The Israelites had…
Isaiah 55:1-9 Come, All You Thirsty, Get Your Free Drinks Here!
No, It’s Not a Timeshare Pitch—God’s Actually Got the Goods. God’s throwing a party where the wine and milk are…
Luke 13:31-35 – Like a Mother Hen, But Less Clucky?
But Less Clucky and More Heartbroken, Jesus compares himself to a hen wanting to protect her chicks. It’s touching, poetic,…
Philippians 3:17-4:1 Are Some People’s Stomachs Their god?
You Won’t Believe This… that’s not even the worst part of their résumé! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey there,…
Genesis 15:1-12 – When God’s Promises Come With a Side of Dread?
Sure, you’re getting a ton of descendants, but first, a quick power nap. It’s all part of the package. God’s…
Luke 4:1-13 – A Weird Cooking Show Challenge?
Turn This Stone Into Bread! A Nightmare Contestant on The Great British Bake Off or a missed opportunity for the…
Romans 10:8-13 – The Only Promise That Works Better Than Those Shampoo Commercials?
Declare Jesus Is Lord: The Ancient Two-Factor Authentication That Never Requires a Text Message Code! The Universe’s Most Reliable Customer…
Deuteronomy 26:1-11 – From Nomads to Landlords: The Original Real Estate Glow-Up?
They Were Slaves, Then They Were Farmers, Now They’re Giving God a Fruit Basket. It’s a Wild Ride. The Ultimate…
Luke 9:28-43 – The Doorman Didn’t See Moses and Elijah Crash the Party!
Disciples Caught Napping While History’s VIPs Chat with Jesus. Moses and Elijah pop in for a chat—because who needs Zoom…
2 Corinthians 3:12-4:2 – The Gospel’s Anti-Sales Pitch?
Plain Talk, No Tricks. Paul Ditches the Fine Print for a Truth That Slaps. No Sleazy Salesman Here: Forget twisting…
Exodus 34:29-35 – Israelite’s Panic: “He’s Glowing, We’re Going!”
Local Man Returns from Chat with God, Now Too Shiny to Handle. Is it holy moisturizer? A heavenly LED mask?…
