This Weeks Lectionary Sermons
Luke 6:27-38 – Wait… Love My WHAT Now?
Because nothing says “counter-intuitive” like being nice to the people who make your life miserable. Shocking Revelation: Treating people decently…
1 Corinthians 15:35-38 – What Does a Celestial Dad Body Look Like?
Picture this: You’re planting a seed, expecting an apple tree, but instead, you get an entirely different body. That’s Paul’s…
Genesis 45:3-15 – Reunions, Plot Twists, and One Epic Sibling Guilt Trip?
Joseph’s brothers: “Wait… you’re ALIVE? And you’re not mad?” Joseph: “Oh, I’m mad… with joy! And also, slightly smug.” Section…
Luke 6:17-26 – Wish Your Health Insurance Had A ‘Miracle’ Plan?
Jesus Hosts the Original Healing Festival—No Tickets Required! Well, back in the day, Jesus skipped the paperwork and went straight…
1 Corinthians 15:12-20 – Wait, So We’re Just… Not Doing Resurrections Anymore?
Paul’s Shock as the Corinthians Try to Cancel the Afterlife! Look, Corinthians, you can’t just decide the resurrection didn’t happen. That’s…
Jeremiah 17:5-10 What Insights Can Make You Smile?
Trust Issues: When Leaning on Humans Goes Hilariously Wrong. Turns out, putting all your trust in humans instead of God…
Luke 5:1-11 – Discover the Original ‘Just One More Cast’?
Preaching from a Boat? That’s One Way to Make a Splash! When you’re drowning in blessings, your first instinct is…
1 Corinthians 15:1-11 – Paul’s Tagline: “Powered by Grace & Caffeine!”
Jesus Pulled Off the Ultimate Comeback. Resurrection The Movie. Sorry, Marvel. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Welcome to Worship! Good…
Isaiah 6:1-13 – When Angels Have More Wings Than a Family Bucket?
God’s House Party: Seraphim, Smoke, and a Prophet Who Didn’t RSVP! When God Asks for Volunteers, and You Regret Raising Your…
Luke 4:21-30 When Good News Goes Bad?
Here’s Looking at You, Nazareth! Is your hometown ready for a local celebrity? Why your big ideas might not be welcome…
1 Corinthians 13:1-13 Life’s The Gong Show – Without Love?
Without Love, You’re Just Noise. Pro-tip: If someone says “love is patient” while standing in line for coffee, they’re just quoting…
Jeremiah 1:4-10 Before I Formed You, I Had a Game Plan?
God: The Original Long-Term Planner. Hey Jeremiah! Before your parents even picked out baby names, God already had a five-year…
Luke 4:14-21 Jesus’ Mic Drop Moment!
Jesus Declared Himself as The Guy, and the Crowd is Shook. Cue jaws dropping, eyebrows raising, and someone whispering, “Did…
1 Corinthians 12:12-31 – When One Part Suffers, the Whole Body Sings Sad Karaoke!
We All Have Gifts—Yes, Even You, The Guy Who Just Dropped His Coffee in the Church Lobby! I want to…
Nehemiah 8:1-10: Is This The Original Netflix Binge-Watch?
There you go—serious biblical wisdom wrapped in comedic late-night sass. And remember, the joy of the Lord is your strength,…
John 2:1-11- Mary: The Original Mom Who Can’t Take No for an Answer
Mary’s request: “They have no wine.” Jesus’ response: “Why do you involve me? My hour has not yet come.” Translation:…
1 Corinthians 12:1-11 – Holy Superpowers: Move Over, Marvel!
Forget Captain America, we’ve got Captain Discernment! Yes, these gifts include everything from miraculous healing to dropping truth bombs of…
Isaiah 62:1-5 – Crown Jewels and Supermodels: Jerusalem’s Runway Moment
A Crown in God’s Hands: Imagine God holding you like a glorious trophy. That’s Jerusalem’s vibe totally Instagram-worthy. Section…
