Category: God's Plan
Jeremiah 14:7-12 & 19-22 We’re a Mess!
Jeremiah’s Nighttime Plea for Relief. Your Reputation is on the Line when your fanbase starts booing. It’s time to drop…
Lamentations 1:1-6 Lonely Streets – Jerusalem’s Dilemma
How does a city once bustling become a ghost town? From a social hotspot to the biblical equivalent of being…
Luke 16:1-13 Biblical Bailout – Makes Wall Street Blush?
The Dishonest Manager: Fudging Numbers Can Pay Off! Finally, a Biblical tale that resonates with corporate accountants everywhere! Forget trickle-down economics,…
Jeremiah 1:4-10 – When God Hands You a Mouth Upgrade!
God promises to put words in Jeremiah’s mouth. That’s both empowering and terrifying—like getting autocorrect from heaven, except you can’t…
Jeremiah 23:23-29 Jeremiah’s Divine Roast Session
When God Gets Sassy. “Prophetic Dreamers or Snoozy Schemers? You Decide!” God Calls Out Fake Prophets: ‘I Had a Dream’…
Luke 12:13-21- Family Feud, Biblical Edition!
This is a Free Sermon: Jesus talks about Greed, That Pesky Little Sin: Why There’s Always Room for Dessert, But…
Deuteronomy 30:9-14: Get a divine life coach better than Tony Robbins.
The Bible’s Guide to Success, Happiness, and Not Overcomplicating Things. Moses drops the mic: God’s word isn’t hidden on Mars,…
John 16:12-15 Glorifying Jesus: The Ultimate Wingman!
The Holy Spirit’s main gig? Making Jesus look good. It’s like having the best publicist in the universe. Jesus deserves…
Proverbs 8: Wisdom Claims to be Older Than Keith Richards!
Wisdom’s Birth Certificate Raises Eyebrows. Rock legend demands carbon dating, insists he “invented the wheel, actually” Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Revelation 22:12-21 – God’s Uber is Arriving!
Prepare for Eternal Surge Pricing! He’s coming back, folks! He’s promising a quick arrival. Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Revelation 21:1-6 – God’s New Creation Workshop
Extreme Makeover: Cosmos Edition. God’s plan to flip the entire universe will leave you speechless! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey…
Acts 11:1-18 – Extreme Home Makeover: Gentile Edition?
Three Mysterious Strangers Lead Apostle on Unexpected Journey – No Golden Tickets Required! The Great Baptismal Splash, “When in Doubt, Dunk…
Revelation 7:9-17 Kleenex Stock Drops – Heaven Tear-Free Policy
The Great Wipeout of Tears. Finally, a place where crying is so last season. Tears? More like cheers! Section 1….
Psalm 118:19-29 Where Ancient Wisdom Meets Modern Snark
This is the Day the Lord Has Made, So Why Are You Still in Your Pajamas? Alert: Time to seize the…
Luke 13:1-9 Maybe Next Year Isn’t Always a Great Plan
The Gospel According to Gardening: Fertilizer Fixes Everything. If Your Spiritual Life Were a Plant, Would It Be Thriving or Just……
Philippians 3:17-4:1 Are Some People’s Stomachs Their god?
You Won’t Believe This… that’s not even the worst part of their résumé! Section 1. Welcome and Announcements Hey there,…
2 Corinthians 3:12-4:2 – The Gospel’s Anti-Sales Pitch?
Plain Talk, No Tricks. Paul Ditches the Fine Print for a Truth That Slaps. No Sleazy Salesman Here: Forget twisting…
Luke 6:27-38 – Wait… Love My WHAT Now?
Because nothing says “counter-intuitive” like being nice to the people who make your life miserable. Shocking Revelation: Treating people decently…
